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A hearty laugh is infectious; during the holiday season there is nothing like sharing a few with your family and friends. Just as the holiday season draws near it is time to get ready for some fun and laughter with everybody by gathering the funniest Christmas jokes and sharing it with your loved ones. Whether it is the grownups or the kids, everybody likes to have a hearty laugh over some humorous jokes. It will be better if you have an assortment of jokes for everybody; so make sure to include some jokes for adults, jokes for kids and common jokes for everyone in the gathering.

During the Christmas holidays it is the time to take part in various activities that will help you in relaxing from all the mundane tensions of everyday life. The idea of spreading some cheer through laughter is an interesting and fun option. If you are planning to tell some jokes from your collection to the family, keep certain things in mind. Firstly the joke should be chosen keeping in mind the audience composition, secondly avoid making a joke out of embarrassing personal situations and thirdly keep the joke light hearted and witty. There can be no bigger disappointment than to find out that people did not understand your Christmas jokes, so make sure to tell a joke at which everyone will roll with laughter.

When it comes to jokes for kids, it is not really the punch lines that matters, it is how you tell them which is most crucial. If the delivery of the joke is fun and the enactment is witty, they will laugh breathless to your jokes. However, for the Christmas jokes for adults you need some humorous punch lines. They will not be amused by all the antics that are put up as a show; rather a few funny words will be appreciated.

 

Christmas Riddles

Christmas riddles and jokes are a brilliant way to spread some cheerfulness and merriment during the holiday season. When families come together for the celebrations, they will get bored if you do not organize some games or fun activities. Christmas riddles are an entertaining way of keeping everyone busy and sharing a good laugh. There are many Christmas jokes that are in the form of riddles, so you can play this game and see how many of them can come up with those funny answer. Arrange to give out prices to one who gets the maximum answer to the humorous riddles.

 

Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock jokes are perhaps the most loved and renowned type of jokes all over the world. This joke is a ‘call and reply’ exercise, and involves a play-act exercise that involves a person who makes the jokes and a recipient of the humor. Christmas knock knock jokes are a huge hit with both kids and adults alike; some of the countries where it is very popular include Ireland Canada, France, Belgium, Australia, India, United States of America, United Kingdom, and South Africa. Everyone comes up with their own version of the pun and even though the words may not be too humorous, they just love these jokes. Some of the popular knock knock jokes are given below:

Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Merry
Mary who?
Merry Christmas!

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Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Joy
Joy who?
Joy to the world!

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Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Holly
Holly who?
Sing holy night, silent night tonight!

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Jokes for kids

Kids should not miss out on the fun. Give them a reason to laugh and giggle with some hilarious Christmas gags, get someone to tell the jokes wittily. Some popular Christams jokes are given below:

  • How do sheep’s wish shepherds at Christmastime?
    Season's Bleatings!
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  • What is a new parents favorite Christmas Carol
    Silent night
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  • What is a man who applauses at Christmas called?
    Santapplause
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  • What do we get if you cross an earthquake with a cow?
    Milk Shake!
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  • Why does Santa never shave his beard?
    Because if he did, none of the kids will recognize him!
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Christmas jokes for adults

  • Santa Claus is very jolly fellow because he knows where all the bad girls live!
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  • There is no one who has ever purchased a fruitcake for themselves
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  • What is always erect?
    A Christmas tree
    Santapplause
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  • What do we get if you cross an earthquake with a cow?
    Milk Shake!
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  • I think the balls in the Christmas tree are hanging too low.
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