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Funny Christmas Quotes
And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven
-W.C. Fields
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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin
-Jay Leno
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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included
-Bernard Manning
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph
-Shirley Temple
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There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries
-W.J. Cameron
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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall
-Larry Wilde
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From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it
-Katharine Whitehorn
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Christmas Quotes for kids
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful
-Norman Vincent Peale
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Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind
--Mary Ellen Chase
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I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year
-Charles Dickens
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The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!
-Charles N. Barnard
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Christmas, my child, is love in action
-Dale Evans
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At Christmas, all roads lead home
-Marjorie Holmes
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Keep your Christmas-heart open all the year round
-Jessica Archmint
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Christian Christmas Quotes
Christ was born in the first century, yet he belongs to all centuries. He was born a Jew, yet He belongs to all races. He was born in Bethlehem, yet He belongs to all countries
-George W. Truett
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The Son of God became a man to enable men to become the sons of God
-C.S.Lewis
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God's gifts put man's best dreams to shame
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning
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Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a Conspiracy of love
-Hamilton Wright Mabie
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Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; teach us to be patient and always to be kind
-Helen Steiner Rice
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It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air
-W.T. Ellis
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He, who has no Christmas in his heart, will never find Christmas under a tree
-Sunshine Magazine
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Christmas Quotes about the family
Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends
-Margaret Thatcher
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The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other
-Burton Hillis
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Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful
-Norman Vincent Peale
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The only blind person at Christmastime is he who has not Christmas in his heart
-Helen Keller
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At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year
-Thomas Tusser
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Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone
-Charles Schulz
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Christmas is not an eternal event at all, but a piece of one's home that one carries in one's heart
-Freya Stark
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Christmas Quotes and Sayings
Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home
-Carol Nelson
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A Christmas gambol oft could cheer, the poor man's heart through half the year
-Walter Scott
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Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart
-Washington Irving
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Even as an adult I find it difficult to sleep on Christmas Eve. Yuletide excitement is potent caffeine, no matter your age
-Carrie Latet
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Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts
-Janice Maeditere
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Only in souls the Christ is brought to birth, and there He lives and dies
-Alfred Noyes
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I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month
-Harlan Miller
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